by Pseudopodszz December 12, 2017
My favorite type of plant but instead of it being real I buy the fake ones that you can find at target or hobby lobby
by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 17, 2019
The critic of having received an amazing blowjob. Not an average everyday blowjob, only the finest can receive a succulent rating.
Bro 1: How was that girl you hooked up with? Get some head?
Bro 2: Best head ever! It was succulent bro!
Bro 1: High five!
Bro 2: Best head ever! It was succulent bro!
Bro 1: High five!
by David The Bro March 11, 2014
Franklin: "Hey, Jamike, did you see how succulent Cordelia's breasts looked today at bingo?"
Jamike: "Yes Franklin, I did. In fact, I would likely crawl across a football field of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin can over a field phone."
Franklin: "Word."
Jamike: "And frankly, with breasts that are as perky as a tube sock full of puke, I have to believe her sphincter is equally as pursed and swollen."
Franklin: "I would be shocked to hear anything different. I would undoubtedly consume a mile of her feces just to see where it came from!"
Franklin and Jamike giggled to themselves at the comical imagery while they furiously wailed away on their succulent little wart covered toadstools until they liberated the sweet sweet nectar.
Jamike: "Yes Franklin, I did. In fact, I would likely crawl across a football field of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin can over a field phone."
Franklin: "Word."
Jamike: "And frankly, with breasts that are as perky as a tube sock full of puke, I have to believe her sphincter is equally as pursed and swollen."
Franklin: "I would be shocked to hear anything different. I would undoubtedly consume a mile of her feces just to see where it came from!"
Franklin and Jamike giggled to themselves at the comical imagery while they furiously wailed away on their succulent little wart covered toadstools until they liberated the sweet sweet nectar.
by Dwayne Jefferson August 1, 2014
A lushious plump fruit called tizzy my cloself friend that hates me
I hate myself but love our friendship
I hate myself but love our friendship
by Classy defs January 5, 2018
Much like its derivative, succulent, SuCCulents are flesh-like plants that take a long-ass time to grow. They're pretty fun to care for because you basically have to do nothing. However, what sets them apart from succulents is that SuCCulents always seem strikingly attractive. Whether you are straight, gay, bisexual, or a squirrel, these thicc plants draw your attention from miles away. You are often tempted to stroke its fleshy leaves and squish it til' you hear it pop inside.
It can also be used to define a person who looks attractive.
It can also be used to define a person who looks attractive.
"Yo, did you see that SuCCulent back there?"
"Yeah, that thing looked like a snacc"
"Dude, Sofia is looking quite SuCCulent today"
"Yeah, that thing looked like a snacc"
"Dude, Sofia is looking quite SuCCulent today"
by Bongo Boye April 9, 2018